One evening, while thinking I was being funny, I said to my wife “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take an inch or 2 off of your butt!”!

My wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning I took a pair of underwear out of my drawer, “What is this?” I said to myself as a little dust cloud appeared when I shook them out.

“Connie”, I hollered into the bathroom, “Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”

She replied…..

It’s not talcum powder, it’s Miracle Grow!”

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